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Stop Having Babies Humor T-Shirt

Stop Having Babies Humor T-Shirt

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Move over, “Baby on Board”—this shirt takes a hilariously blunt approach to life advice with its unapologetic message: “Stop Having Babies.” Perfect for anyone tired of baby-centric culture or just in the mood for a little chaos, this shirt is a cheeky critique wrapped in absurd humor.

 

Made from soft, high-quality fabric, it’s ideal for sparking conversations, turning heads, or simply making someone laugh (or cry, depending on their life choices). Whether you’re child-free and thriving or just feeling spicy, this shirt says it all.

 

Because fewer babies might mean fewer minivans in your way.

 

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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Shirt Details

* Gildan Softstyle 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA (hooray arbitrary geographic boundaries!)

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep to keep your t-shirts fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out

A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents

High heat and harsh detergents can shorten the life span of your t-shirt.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning

Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

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