Tangents: My Favorite Subject Shirt

Why stick to one boring topic when you can explore literally everything else? This shirt is perfect for those whose conversations are more like Choose Your Own Adventures—except instead of treasure, you end up talking about 19th-century spoon design.

Speaking of spoons, did you know there are different spoons for soup, dessert, and even absinthe? That’s wild, right? Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah, tangents. They’re not just a distraction—they’re a lifestyle. Whether you’re in a meeting, explaining why you’re late, or recounting how a trip to the grocery store led to a deep dive into quantum physics, this shirt captures the chaos of your conversational brilliance.

Wear it proudly, and let everyone know: the topic is optional, but the journey is mandatory.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat