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Temporarily Embarrassed Thousandaire T-Shirt

Temporarily Embarrassed Thousandaire T-Shirt

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Move over, billionaires—some of us are out here just hoping to have four digits in our bank account at the same time. This satirical take on the classic phrase highlights the grim reality of late-stage capitalism, where “making it” means barely scraping by. Perfect for anyone with crushing student debt, rising rent, and a healthy dose of economic cynicism.

 

Features:

• For those who dream of… having $1,000 for more than five minutes

• Aspirational! (But, like, in a depressing way)

• Great for: working class heroes, broke millennials, and anyone side-eyeing late-stage capitalism

• Pairs well with: declining wages, skyrocketing living costs, and late-night financial panic

 

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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Shirt Details

* Gildan Softstyle 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA (hooray arbitrary geographic boundaries!)

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep to keep your t-shirts fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out

A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents

High heat and harsh detergents can shorten the life span of your t-shirt.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning

Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

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