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The American Dream: Now with 126% Less Dream! Patriotic Innovation Shirt

The American Dream: Now with 126% Less Dream! Patriotic Innovation Shirt

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Introducing the new and improved American Dream—now with 126% less dream! That’s right, we’ve streamlined your expectations, cut unnecessary optimism, and delivered a leaner, more efficient product with all the realism you never asked for.

 

Made from freedom-loving, ultra-soft fabric, it’s perfect for proudly showcasing your patriotic pride in a system that’s been innovating disappointment for generations.

 

Wear it with confidence as you chase your totally achievable goals—like paying rent and buying groceries in the same month! Because who needs lofty ambitions when you’ve got this much less dream to carry around?

 

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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Shirt Details

* Gildan Softstyle 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA (hooray arbitrary geographic boundaries!)

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep to keep your t-shirts fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out

A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents

High heat and harsh detergents can shorten the life span of your t-shirt.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning

Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

Orders are typically shipped within 7 days

Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

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