The End Is Near (And Honestly, Good Riddance)

Behold the shirt that screams ominous doom while quietly muttering sweet relief. In foreboding, bold letters, “THE END IS NEAR” sets a dramatic, apocalyptic tone. But just beneath, scrawled in a weary, handwritten afterthought, the real sentiment shines through: “thank fucking god.”

This design perfectly captures that mix of existential dread and exhausted resignation—because, honestly, who isn’t a little tired of it all? Whether you’re commenting on society, the state of the planet, or just your last Zoom call, this shirt tells the world, “Yes, I see the oncoming disaster… and I’m ready to clock out.”

Ideal for the doomsayers, the cynics, or anyone who’s ever thought, “Maybe a fresh apocalypse is exactly what we need.” Wear it to your next end-of-days potluck or casual Friday at the office—because when the end is near, you might as well dress for the occasion.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat