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The Pyramid Scheme Of Capitalism T-Shirt

The Pyramid Scheme Of Capitalism T-Shirt

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Ah, the subtle nuances of economic systems. One’s a scam, the other is… totally different and definitely not the same thing at all.

 

This shirt lays it all out in dictionary-style definitions, making it clear that context is everything—or maybe it’s nothing. A bold statement for anyone who enjoys pointing out the very slight difference between what we’re told is a scam and what we’re told is the foundation of society.

 

Features:

• Clean, dictionary-style layout for that totally neutral educational vibe

• Helps you win arguments without saying a word

• Causes discomfort at corporate networking events (a feature, not a bug)

• Perfect for those who love capitalism so much they want to critique it into oblivion

 

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

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Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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Shirt Details

* Gildan Softstyle 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA (hooray arbitrary geographic boundaries!)

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