This Shirt Will Return After A Word From Our Sponsors

Times are tough, folks. The economy’s in the pits, and we’ve been doing everything we can to keep things afloat. Sure, we could just sell you a shirt and call it a day… but who can afford to run a business without loading up their product with a barrage of ads? The reality is, this shirt had to be subsidized. So, we’ve got some ads. A lot of ads. Like, a lot of ads. And we’re sorry (but also, not really) that it’s come to this.

You see, we can’t sell this shirt to you unless we can fit in a few sponsors between the product and the product description. That’s the new world we live in—ads are everywhere, and they’re the only thing keeping us going. Without them, this shirt would have cost you, like, 300 bucks. But thanks to these sponsors you’re getting it at a steal. So we ask for your patience while this shirt takes its sweet time to come back from the abyss of corporate sponsorships. We’ve all gotta eat, right?

And hey, it’s not personal. We don’t love forcing you to wait, but what can we do? The system’s broken, and the only way to make things work is by letting a few hundred billion-dollar companies interrupt your experience. We’re doing this for the good of the shirt industry, really. At least you get to wear the result of all these ads. Consider it a badge of honor.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat