This Was a Mistake Anti-Child T-Shirt

Let’s face it—nobody actually likes kids. They’re sticky, loud, and somehow always covered in mysterious crumbs. This shirt gets it. Featuring a classic 1950s pop art illustration of a smiling woman holding a newborn baby, the speech bubble says what we’re all secretly thinking: “This was a mistake.”

Perfect for those who understand that children are basically tiny chaos machines, this shirt is your way of saying, “Yeah, I went along with the whole ‘miracle of life’ thing, and now I’m stuck with a full-time job that screams.” It’s relatable, honest, and unapologetically real.

Great for:

• People who value their sanity over forced societal norms.

• Parents who know the truth but still show up (begrudgingly).

• Anyone who enjoys a little retro-style humor paired with a dose of brutal honesty.

Wear this shirt as a beacon to others who’ve had their lives hijacked by miniature humans. Solidarity looks good on you.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat