Thriving Miserably T-Shirt

Look at you go! Smiling through the fatigue, excelling through the dread, and truly redefining what it means to be “fine.” This sarcastic t-shirt celebrates the modern art of performing wellness while slowly decaying inside. Because in today’s world, burnout is just passion rebranded.

This ironic tee perfectly captures that sweet spot between “I’m doing great!” and “I can’t feel feelings anymore.” Ideal for high-functioning depressives, overachievers in denial, and anyone who treats exhaustion like a personality trait.

Printed in bold optimism and lowercase despair, this absurdist humor apparel reminds us that thriving isn’t about balance—it’s about surviving long enough to tell people you’re “killing it” while emotionally flatlining.

Steps to Thriving Miserably

1. Wake up tired.

2. Accomplish everything. Feel nothing.

3. Say “no worries!” while silently worrying.

4. Call it self-care because you scrolled in bed for three hours.

5. Repeat until enlightenment or collapse—whichever comes first.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat