TO BOSS: I'm Working Really Hard Right Now. I Swear. T-Shirt

Imagine this: You’re at work, barely putting in the effort, scrolling aimlessly, maybe spinning around in your chair for the tenth time. Your boss walks up, sees you doing absolutely nothing, and their face drops. Uh oh. You’re about to get the “We need to have a talk” speech. Maybe even a one-way ticket to the unemployment line.

Now, picture Scenario Two: Everything is exactly the same—you’re still slacking, still dead-eyed, still pretending to work while secretly contemplating your life choices. But this time, you’re wearing this shirt.

Your boss sees you, brows furrowed, lips pressed into a thin line… Then, they notice the text. They pause. Their expression softens. They nod approvingly. Ah, well, if the shirt says so…

Crisis averted. Job saved. Paycheck secured.

Features:

• Built-in excuse generator—no explanation needed!

• Prevents workplace accountability (results may vary)

• Perfect for office drones, retail warriors, and overworked employees everywhere

• Pairs well with coffee breaks, quiet quitting, and ignoring emails

Wear this and let the shirt do the lying for you.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat