Tomorrow's Another Day! T-Shirt

Oh wow, thanks for the incredible insight. Tomorrow’s another day? No shit. I never would have guessed. What a life-changing revelation you’ve just shared.

Because oh BOY! I CAN’T WAIT to wake up again and do the same fucking thing I do every day, all day, forever! What a privilege! What a delight! Truly, existence is such a fucking treat!

And just so we’re crystal fucking clear, this isn’t some cute little motivational slogan. That’s why the bottom of the design features a completely dead-inside emoji with a gun icon pointed at its head, because nothing quite captures the soul-crushing thrill of another glorious morning like staring into the abyss and realizing—oh great, I get to do it all over again.

Features:

• Cheerful optimism up top! (For the idiots.)

• Exasperated sarcasm below! (For the rest of us.)

• Perfect for when you just can’t with the toxic positivity anymore.

• A great response to people who think “Just smile more!” is a personality trait.

• Pairs well with coffee, exhaustion, and general existential dread.

Wear this and never hear “Tomorrow’s another day!” unchallenged again.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat