Too Broke to Be Poor T-Shirt

Welcome to the dystopian economy, where even being “poor” feels like a luxury. This shirt isn’t just a commentary—it’s a bold, sarcastic declaration of the absurd reality we live in. With inflation soaring, rent skyrocketing, and wages refusing to move an inch, you’re not just broke—you’re too broke to even afford being poor.

The shirt says it all, capturing that sinking realization that the bare minimum is now out of reach. You used to think “poor” was the bottom, but surprise! There’s a whole new level of economic despair, and somehow you’ve unlocked it. Congrats, we guess?

Perfect for making a statement at protests, awkward family gatherings, or just your daily grind of being crushed by late-stage capitalism. Pair it with the smug satisfaction of calling out the system that got us here. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let everyone know: being broke is officially out of budget.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat