Wage Slavery T-Shirt

Sure, traditional slavery was this brutal system of forced labor, oppression, and violence where people were treated as property, stripped of their dignity, and forced to work without any hope of escape or autonomy. BUT! Wage slavery? Now that’s something completely different. You get a paycheck! And while your hours are long, the work is so rewarding (in the sense that you don’t have the luxury of choice and your job likely won’t fulfill you emotionally or financially), it’s honestly just better in every way. I mean, you could theoretically quit… but then what would you do? Not work? That sounds like a nightmare!

It’s honestly the best! You get to keep working until your body physically gives out, all while receiving just enough to keep you going day-to-day (until the next round of budget cuts, of course). Freedom is overrated, and who needs autonomy when you can have the security of a life spent working for someone else? Wage slavery really is a win-win. Thank you, capitalism!

Features:

• Comfy as hell: Wear this shirt while you enjoy the comforting realization that you have no real choice in the matter.

• Reassuring: Remind yourself that working long hours for just enough to get by is really the ideal lifestyle.

• Totally empowering: Because why be free when you can be financially dependent?

• Perfect for work: Wear this to work to show everyone how much you love being a part of the system!

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat