WARNING: DO NOT USE AS PANTS Absurdist Humor Unisex T-Shirt

Step into the world of dry, nonsensical humor with this absurdly serious T-shirt. Featuring a bold red warning sign and the unnecessary caution, “WARNING: DO NOT USE AS PANTS,” this shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good dose of WTF in their wardrobe.

Crafted for maximum confusion and amusement, it’s a conversation starter—or a conversation ender, depending on who’s reading it. Made from soft, durable fabric for optimal comfort, this is the ideal shirt for sarcastic rebels, lovers of the ridiculous, or anyone who enjoys making people double-take.

Wear it with pride (but not as pants).

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat