We're the Worst (Murica) T-Shirt

Hell yeah, we’re the worst! And you know what? We’re fucking proud of it! Who else could manage to be so damn good at failing across the board? We’re number one in everything terrible—poverty? Check. World-class healthcare outcomes? Nope, still a disaster. Education? Ha, yeah, we’ve got that nailed. So what? We’re exceptionally bad at it, and that’s what makes us great!

We’re not here to sugarcoat anything. We’re the world leader in doing everything poorly, and we’ve earned that title. Our political gridlock, skyrocketing student debt, and a healthcare system that’s the equivalent of a dumpster fire—this is the American Dream, folks. We’re the worst, and we wear that with pride. Who needs social services when we’ve got red, white, and blue?

Features:

• #1 at Being the Worst: We’ve got the gold medal in failure, and damn it, we’re not ashamed of it!

• Patriotically Terrible: No one does disaster like America does disaster.

• Brutally Honest: This shirt tells it like it is. We may suck at everything, but at least we’re honest about it.

• America: Still #1 in Failure: From healthcare to education, we’ve got all the terrible categories covered. And we’re damn proud of it!

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat