Work For The Rest Of My Life T-Shirt
Work For The Rest Of My Life T-Shirt
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Ah, work. That soul-crushing, time-draining, joy-annihilating obligation you get to enjoy every single day until you die. Sure, it sucks, but hey—at least you only have to do it for the rest of your entire existence! No big deal, right? It’s not like you had dreams or free time or a will to live or anything.
Slap this bad boy on and let the world know you’ve fully accepted your fate. No false optimism, no empty “hustle culture” nonsense—just cold, hard reality wrapped up in a comfy T-shirt. Welcome to the grind! It never ends.
Features:
• Brutal Honesty: No motivational lies here. Just the truth, straight to your face.
• Timeless Message: This joke never gets old—because neither does the need to work!
• Perfect for the Workplace: HR might not love it, but your coworkers will.
• Made for Lifelong Use: Just like your job, this shirt will never leave you!
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |








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Shirt Details
* Gildan Softstyle 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA (hooray arbitrary geographic boundaries!)
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep to keep your t-shirts fresh and ready to wear!
✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten the life span of your t-shirt.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Orders are typically shipped within 7 days
Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery
Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.
Returns
Our Goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn't right.
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