World On Fire (It's Fine, Shut Up) T-Shirt

The world’s ending, but let’s keep it positive! This sarcastic t-shirt features a blazing Earth confidently declaring that everything is totally fine and you should definitely stop talking about it.

Perfect for fans of dark eco-humor and anyone coping with climate anxiety through laughter, this ironic tee captures the global mood: denial, despair, and a dash of design flair.

It’s not an “environmental message”—it’s an emotional status update. Because when the air smells like plastic and optimism costs extra, sometimes the only sustainable response is sarcasm.

This absurdist humor apparel is printed on soft cotton—ethically sourced (emotionally, not literally). Wear it to your next protest, panic attack, or picnic in the apocalypse.

Suggested Coping Mechanisms for a Dying Planet

1. Recycle your despair into irony.

2. Unplug everything except your emotions.

3. Plant a tree. Name it “Probably Too Late.”

4. Tell yourself small actions matter. Feel briefly better.

5. Put this shirt on. Feel actually better.

It’s not denial—it’s emotional sustainability. The world’s on fire, but you’re dressed appropriately.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat