You Can't Spell Recession Without Recess! T-Shirt

Oh BOY, another recession?? That means it’s time for FUN! Think about it—no job? More free time! No money? You didn’t need it anyway! Crippling economic despair? Just another thrilling challenge!

Recess was the BEST part of school, and now we all get to experience it again as grown-ups! Wheee! No more boring work—just running around in circles, trying to survive! Just like on the playground, except instead of monkey bars, it’s mounting debt! Instead of a slide, it’s a rapid descent into financial instability! And best of all? No teachers to stop you from having an absolutely wild time (mostly because they’re underpaid and quitting en masse).

So grab your juice box, hop on a swing, and get ready for the most exciting financial downturn yet!

Features:

• Playground Fun! But make it economically devastating!

• No Homework! Just endless applications for jobs you’ll never hear back from!

• Recess Forever! Because retirement is never happening!

• Great for All Ages! Whether you’re a kid who doesn’t know what’s coming or an adult who’s seen too much.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat