You Miss 100% Of The Shots Because You Are Bad T-Shirt

That’s right. It’s not fear holding you back. It’s not doubt. It’s just that you’re bad. This sarcastic t-shirt flips the classic motivational quote on its head—and then kicks it while it’s down. Because not everyone is destined for greatness, and that’s okay. (It’s not, but it’s fine.)

This ironic tee is for the realist, the pessimist, and the person who’s done pretending to be “on a journey.” It’s the perfect uniform for anyone who’s tired of toxic positivity, empty pep talks, and the relentless demand to “believe in yourself.”

Sometimes the truth hurts—and sometimes it just calls you bad to your face. Wear this absurdist humor apparel proudly while underperforming, overthinking, and redefining success as “technically alive.”

Helpful Performance Tips

1. Visualize success. Then laugh, because that’s adorable.

2. Failure builds character—but so does staying in bed.

3. Try harder next time. (There won’t be a next time.)

4. You miss every shot because you never practiced. And that’s on brand.

5. Accept it: mediocrity looks good on you.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat