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A great deal, considering the crushing weight of existence.

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Least Worst Sellers

These are the most least-dumb shirts in the collection. Other people bought them so they must be good.

Or those people are idiots.

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Who Are We?

We make shirts for burnt-out people just trying to survive this hellscape. The ones who want to scream “fuck this,” but end up passing out on the couch from emotional exhaustion.

The ones quietly unraveling while pretending everything’s fine.

Life is dumb. But we’ve literally got your back. 🖤

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Our Core Values

  • ✨ Bleak optimism
  • 📉 Basic financial survival (thanks neoliberalism!👍)
  • ❌ No Papyrus font ever (unless used for font-based joke)
  • 😓  Pretending that anything we do makes a difference in this absurdist hellscape
  • 😭 Shame

Cynical & Snarky

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Nihilism for the whole family! 🤩

Absurd & Silly

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FUN FACT: Everything is really awful now. Interesting huh?

Anti-Corporate & Political

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Work & Hustle Culture

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